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Hi, how ya doin..I'm Dan. Some people call me Danny and that's fine too..you can pretty much call me anything you want to with only a few exceptions. The exceptions include: fuzznut, beerkeg, crabassazappla2@cornbrothers.com, cheekyfruitgummytoad, muffler, shoe, billy corgan, your mom, jehosaphat smith, toby, UT fan (oh the cutting sarcasm), jizzledwarf, General Tso, General Tso's spicy chicken platter with eggroll and drink for $5.99, Dan, (skip that last one..you can call me that), mouth-breathing-troglodite, (ok skip that last one too..I can handle it), toothbrush-up-your-nasal-cavity-boy, bottom feeding sludge sucking rat licking chunk of gravy upon whom animals should defecate, (again..all of that's cool except the part about the rat licking..because I believe rats should have equal rights and shouldn't be licked against their will..but everything else is ok unless it's used in this combination) other than these..and maybe a few more that I won't put here right now for personal reasons..you can call me anything..even muffin toes..I'm cool with that. have a nice day or night or whatever. dan

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